The Borowitz Report: "Kim Jong Un Reveals He's Just Using Trump to Meet Stormy Daniels"

"Kim Jong Un Reveals He's Just Using Trump to Meet Stormy Daniels"

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—Kim Jong Un has revealed to close associates that he has offered to meet Donald J. Trump only as a means of achieving his real goal: meeting the former adult-film star Stormy Daniels.

A confidant of the North Korean dictator said that Kim revealed his true intentions behind the Trump invitation at a high-level government meeting on Thursday night. “Kim said that he was a big fan of Stormy’s, and he decided that meeting with Trump would be a ‘necessary evil’ if he wanted a chance to meet her,” the confidant said.

According to the confidant, Kim first attempted to arrange a meeting with Daniels through his close friend, the former N.B.A. player Dennis Rodman, “but, when Dennis said that he didn’t know Stormy, Kim was, like, ‘Oh, well, I guess I’ll have to go through Trump, then.’ ”

Kim reportedly is prepared to use whatever leverage is necessary to force Trump to broker the meeting with the erstwhile porn performer. “If Kim doesn’t get to meet Stormy, the missile tests resume,” the confidant said.

When told about Kim’s real reason for offering to meet with Trump, a White House aide initially expressed shock, but then added, “Now everything makes sense.”

Stormy Is Brought To You By The "Good Christian"  "Party Of Family Values"

"All The Crazy Things Trump Want You To Believe About America's First Prostitute, Stormy Daniels"

Paul Waldman, The Week

http://theweek.com/articles/759791/all-crazy-things-trump-wants-believe-about-stormy-daniels-scandal

Donald Trump, Whoremonger

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2018/01/donald-trump-whoremonger.html

Stormy Daniels, America's "First Prostitute"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2018/02/stormy-daniels-americas-first-prostitute.html

Porn Queen Stormy Daniels' Full Interview: 

Inside Her Affair With Donald Trump (The One He Had After Marrying Melania)

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2018/01/stormy-daniels-full-interview-inside.html

Best "Pax" Posts: Stormy Daniels And Whoremonger Cheater-In-Chief

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2018/02/best-pax-posts-stormy-daniels-and.html

Seth Myers Takes A "Closer Look" At Trump's Stormy Daniels' Hush Money Payment

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2018/01/seth-meyers-takes-closer-look-at-trumps.html

"The Tone Is Set From The Top"
(Rumor has it that Stormy sits "on top.")

CNN Video: "Trump's Female Base Holds Despite Allegations"
http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2018/03/cnn-video-trumps-female-base-holds.html

"All The Dirt On Donald"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2018/01/all-dirt-on-donald.html

Cartoon: Marriage Is Between One Man And One Woman... Franklin Graham's "Old Time Religion"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2018/02/cartoon-marriage-is-between-one-man-and.html

Whoremonger And Rocket Man

"All The Dirt On Donald"

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2018/01/all-dirt-on-donald.html

Last Week I Told Friends That North Korea Was Custom-Made For A Trump Attack. Now This...

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/03/last-week-i-told-friends-that-north.html

Nuclear war

Would America Care If Trump Nuked North Korea? Stanford-Dartmouth Research Says No

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/08/would-america-care-if-trump-nuked-north.html

Trump: "North Korea Should Have Been Handles 25 Years Ago." 

(N.B. The Korean War Failed.)

http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/10/trump-north-korea-should-have-been.html